In Athens, Alabama, Thursday, 19-year-old Tyler Tarell Dukes was arrested for assault after hitting his twin brother in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. And just why would Dukes, who’d just returned from a Taco Bell run with his grandma, commit such a heinous act of domestic violence? Because, according to a police report, Dukes “became irate over having to share tacos and because his brother didn't get him a soft drink.” Thankfully, Dukes' brother wasn’t seriously injured.
Speaking of baseball bats, Oscar winner Casey Affleck tried to board a plane at LAX with an aluminum model last week, but instead had to forfeit it to security. (Note to Casey: Just check it next time.)