Congratulations . . . your laziness has lowered your wife's expectations SO MUCH, just doing a MINOR chore makes you look like a hero.
According to a new survey, the number one thing women wish their husband would do more often is . . . VACUUM.
That's it. You don't have to cook dinner, make grand romantic gestures, or take her on a surprise trip. You could make all of her dreams come true with like five minutes of vacuuming once a week.
Here are the top four things women wish their husbands would do more often . . .
2. Empty the dishwasher.
3. Ask for directions.
4. Put the toilet seat down.